I simply cannot this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of chickens came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it check here happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe this just occurred. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?